Every Time a Terrorist Dies a Paratrooper gets his Wings.
You asked for another Airborne shirt and we’ve delivered.
This shirt really has all the elements:
1) Accentuates that surreal feeling you get when the green light comes on and you jump into the nether.
2) Is funny.
3) Will absolutely piss off peacenik do-gooders.
4) Gives you the ability to fire bolts of lightning from your hands.*
*This is absolutely not true.